BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Associational Press
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
You know I love some "dumb Bush" humor! This one came to me from my right-wing, conservative, republican mother. She's an equal-opportunity offender.
2 comments:
"Bill Clinton's presidential library opened yesterday and cost $7 to get in. On the bright side, every night is ladies' night." --Conan O'Brien
I really need to get my blog up and running so I can snark there instead of your comments. It probably won't be long before you ban me!
I feel somehow cheap ... yet famous!
Post a Comment