In honor of the occasion, I wore some white cotton granny panties and plucked my chin hairs.
Par-tay!
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White cotton panties ... sounds like the new fragrance at Bath & Body Works!
Chin hairs! I can monitor them as carefully as I possibly can, and yet ... every now and then ... I find a six-incher! Men with beards say that takes a lifetime! So that must be how long it escaped my detection! And my fear is that everyone I know has seen it blowing and twinkling in the wind and sun! This, of course, is exponentially worse than spinach in the teeth! But not as bad as tucking your skirt into your granny panties!
1 comment:
White cotton panties ... sounds like the new fragrance at Bath & Body Works!
Chin hairs! I can monitor them as carefully as I possibly can, and yet ... every now and then ... I find a six-incher! Men with beards say that takes a lifetime! So that must be how long it escaped my detection! And my fear is that everyone I know has seen it blowing and twinkling in the wind and sun! This, of course, is exponentially worse than spinach in the teeth! But not as bad as tucking your skirt into your granny panties!
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