I tried on the gray ones first, and aside from the color not being as cool as I thought, the calves were loose. Of all the weird fits I've encountered, I have to say boot-cut capris were pretty much the weirdest thing ever! So then I grabbed the black pair and started tugging them up. They were TIGHT, even going up over my (ever-so-muscular runner's) calves, but I kept going. It was sort of like the control-top pantyhose dance getting them on, but I did it.
You know you have a problem when your black pants are stretched so far that they're almost sheer like black tights. And I stood there staring at my reflection in the mirror contemplating whether I had really lost thigh size like I thought. Maybe the old running pants had just given up after over a year of trying to squeeze me into them! The tag on the hip was stabbing me, so I reached around to move it. That's when I saw the most ridiculous thing ever: the letter M!
I managed to squeeze all of my biggest problem areas into a pair of MEDIUM pants!
Move over, [insert skinny runway model here]!
Granted, this was most definitely a case of "just because you can squeeze into it, that doesn't mean it fits." I admit to having a moment where I thought maybe I should try on the Large, just in case...but then I came to my senses. When I left the dressing room, I told the attendant that the pants were on the wrong hanger, "which is sort of a cruel joke," and laughed. I went back to the racks until I found an XL pair in the correct length and left without trying them on.
I did try them on last night before pulling the tags. You know, because I'm not completely stupid. I have to say I wasn't completely displeased with my reflection....
I don't love my hips or my thighs, but I do love my curves.
I don't love my belly fat, but you can't see much of it from this angle. It's a trade-off, because I do love the way my butt looks in these pants, but you can't see that either!
I also think that black tight pants really are more flattering than my naked reality, but since none of you are likely to see that EVER, we can all just pretend that this is how I look all the time!
So for future reference, this is my 'during' picture, taken 12-4-2013.
Medium? Well, no... but definitely headed that general direction!