I don't think I've mentioned on the blog (though Facebook knows alllll about it!) that my work building has a... considerable challenge with German cockroaches. I had one run across my desk last week, and I'm still a little emotionally scarred! The pest control department even came out last week to spray the lockers in the hallway because it seemed like all of the guys were shaking roaches out of their clothes and shoes.
One of my trainers stopped by today to tell me had training forms for me, but they were in his locker. I asked him to shake the roaches off before bringing them to me, and he laughed, telling me there are no roaches in the lockers on his end of the building but they are in the microwave in that workshop. He told me that he was heating a frozen meal - 4 minutes on high heat - and when he opened the microwave a roach ran out from under the turntable. That's right, you can kill a Gremlin in the microwave but you can't kill a cockroach that way. They. Are. Monsters.
skip to 2:00 for gratuitous exploding Gremlin action
In other news, I barely slept last night. (I'm fine, just letting someone live in my head rent-free.) After laying there not sleeping until 10:30, I got up and came back downstairs. I watched The Daily Show and Colbert Report before going back upstairs. After falling asleep around 12:30, I woke up at 1:20 and 3:05 before my alarm finally went off at 4:15.
Though I still feel generally off and it's likely I'll be asleep long before 8:00 tonight, I left today with a solid self-confidence boost I desperately needed. My original plan for tonight was to bake chicken thighs and make mashed potatoes for my next few meals, but I didn't want to commit to that much manual labor. Instead, I stopped for a sub - half for dinner, half for tomorrow's lunch - and will try that whole cooking thing again tomorrow night.
For now, I'm just hoping I've evicted my brain tenant enough to sleep for a really long time tonight. And perhaps I'll try this dress-up thing again tomorrow.