The following happened between 7:00 and 8:00 this morning:
* I walked out of the house, locking the door behind me, only to discover the my keys (house and car) were still inside. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have a key stashed in the garage.
* I narrowly avoided being hit head-on by a speeding dirt truck who was in my lane "sharing the road" with a bicyclist.
* I narrowly avoided being side-swiped by a convertible BMW merging onto my road off of the local toll road. I recognized this car because he zoomed past me a few days ago on my way in. Apparently road rules don't apply to BMW convertibles. I know where he works...considered leaving a note, but couldn't come up with wording that wouldn't get me fired.
The following happened between 8:00 and 8:30 this morning:
* I found out that the trainer I had scheduled for a class with 6 learners called in, and that I would need to cancel the class.
* The new guy who started yesterday had parked himself in my office waiting for something to do. His stuff was on my desk when I got in, and he literally hovered over my shoulder while I got logged in. He's a nice guy. I blame this morning's little incident on the fact that he is brand new to the company and his manager likes to pawn off work on other people. "Just see Jamie in the morning - she'll get you set up" doesn't fly when his regulatory training is done. OJT is out of my jurisdiction.
While none of these individually were such a big deal, my defenses were down *cough*PMS*cough* and everything together was more than I wanted to handle.
I did have some bright spots, including well-meaning co-workers bringing me some pretzel m&m's, a lunch to celebrate something awesome that happened yesterday (which gave me indigestion...sigh...), and a new electric stapler by the copy machine that has a red light on the front (which I have named K.I.T.T.).
Still, now I'm home with no desire to go back and do it all tomorrow. I'm tired and defeated, and the only thing stopping me from crying my eyes out is the knowledge that I have no good reason to cry my eyes out (tell that to my sad gland though).
And thus concludes my whine. Sorry if you tuned in expecting something interesting or non-pathetic. I hear I'm having my left wisdom teeth removed on Thursday...perhaps that will yield something interesting.