Apparently registering online for a distance race gets you put on new and interesting mailing lists. This morning, I got an email for "Fitness Singles," where I can find someone to "ignite my passion." This is even funnier than the spam I get for Christian singles and singles over 50!
I'm sorry to tell all of the fit singles out there that I'm not available. Dry your tears...if you're on that website, more than likely you're not interested in me anyway!