Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...which is a good thing, because mine aren't very witty!
Above is an actual vending machine from an actual women's room I visited today. I decided to file this image on the blog, since yesterday I shared a picture of a weird ad on a tampon box (plus my own stellar commentary) on Facebook and didn't get one single "like." Anyway, on to the bad jokes:
- For the unprepared knight
- "They were all out of scabbards...I hope this will work"
- (Sword not included)
- Now made with 0% absorbent steel!
- Won't clash with your chastity belt!
- Probably won't prevent stabbing, but at least no one will see you bleed!