- According to the fancy new blood pressure station, I've lost 4 pounds since November 29. I have a feeling I was down more than that but creeped up due to WAY too much fast food recently. Still, less is less.
- The Publix bakery doesn't sell not-frosted brownies. Apparently I'm the only person who prefers her brownies naked.
- A man approached me just past the card aisle. He was carrying two cards and was looking for a woman's opinion on which would be better to give his wife for their 53rd wedding anniversary tomorrow. I would have felt bad laughing in his face and telling him he picked the WAY wrong girl (you know, due to my blatant disregard for the institution of marriage, the fact that I'm heartless - or so I've been told, and the fact that I've never really had much of a tolerance for cards with sappy sentimental poems), so I read both cards. I paid attention to the words. In the end, I recommended the one that made me almost tear up, even though it was three pages long and mentioned God. And I told him congratulations. Maybe I'm not heartless after all...
- I also bought brownie mix, vanilla frozen yogurt, and bananas. I think there's an epic sundae (with peanut butter) in my future.
27 January, 2014
Adventures in Grocery Shopping
Just a few quick random updates from today's trip to Publix: