That lasted until a half hour into my work day when one of my foremen walked into my office and bitch-slapped my ego so hard that when it woke up my clothes were out of style. Here's the transcript:
Him: wearing your glasses today?
Me: yep...it's that kind of day.
Me: [open-mouthed stare] I was going to say the kind of day where I don't put my contacts in, but...
Me: screw you, pal!
It was meant in fun, and he didn't really hurt my feelings, but it did cause me to reevaluate the ensemble: long straight hair, glasses, button-down, cardigan...
Oh no...I've gone full Fowler*!
Amy Farrah Fowler is possibly the TV character I identify with the most - mostly because of her endearing awkwardness - but that doesn't mean I want to DRESS like her!
And in case you're not fan of the show (or if you are), here's the "Best of" AFF...
*bonus points if you got the Tropic Thunder reference. If not, don't look it up - there's no way that could NOT be offensive out of context!