Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because "B" shells are to small!
Yes, I know, that one works better when spoken. But it really is one of my favorite jokes. Anyone else have a short joke? Leave it in the comments.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because "B" shells are to small!
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Thanks for stopping by the Snooze. To answer your question, yes, Julie Andrews really did sing those lyrics to "My Favorite Things" last year at the AARP convention.
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
Hahahaha!!!!!! 'tis my most favoritest joke ever! It's the mental image, you know? It gets me every time.
knock knock
who's there
amos
amos who
a mosquito bit me!
knock knock
who's there
andy
andy who
and he bit me again!
As much as little kids love this joke, it's never a good idea to tell a knock knock joke to a kid under 6. They make up ones that don't make sense, which tells me, they don't get the jokes you're telling!
There! A double-header joke, and some advice on comedy. NOW how much would you pay?
Wil is not telling the truth. If you believe that you'll believe that they couldn't get the Hokey Pokey writer into his coffin!
Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
How do you catch a squirrel?
You climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way!
How do you kill a blue squirrel?
With a blue squirrel gun!
How do you kill a red squirrel?
You choke him until he turns blue and then kill him with the blue squirrel gun!
There's a blast from the past for ya! Ok, this one's for real...
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
hee hee hee
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