24 March, 2006

Charcoal Pantiliners

I bet that headline caught your attention! So I was watching American Inventor tonight while talking to Scott on the phone when all of a sudden he got a big earful of "you HAVE TO turn on ABC RIGHT NOW!" There was a man on who invented charcoal pantiliners. You know, to ease the embarrassment of the stinky fart.

Ask Scott -- I have said multiple times that I was going to find underwear made of charcoal for... umm... our friends with stinky farts. Yeah... that's it! Sadly, the judges didn't think it was such a great idea and didn't advance him. What a bunch of morons!

...but if they are ever mass-produced and I find them in the store I will buy them in a New York minute... for our friends with the stinky butts. ;o)

1 comment:

MommyJoy said...

I challenge you to name the product, and write the slogan.

"NO gas passes our liners! Try keepitinyourass TODAY!"