Toothpaste Taffy: all the flavor of Colgate without the annoying health benefits!
Is there anyone out there who likes the mint flavored saltwater taffy? They're totally marketing it as toothpaste flavor. Why else would it be white with blue stripes? It also tastes more like toothpaste than chewing gum.
On the bright side, the licorice taffy in the same box was green licorice. Which I love. Why would anyone eat black licorice when green is so much tastier?
I'm delirious... should really go to sleep. But first I leave you with this happy thought.
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